Hephaestus: Greek god of fire and blacksmithing. When he was born, his father Zeus thought he was ugly, and threw him off of Olympus. Because of this, he is crippled, but extremely good with his hands. He can make anything out of metal. He was given Aphrodite as a bride, an attempt by Hera to get Aphrodite to settle down and appreciate more than looks and sex, but she continuously has affairs behind her husband's back. He is always trying to catch her with her lovers.